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Hurricane jokes in 2025

A hurricane is a lot like getting married…
– Starts with a lot of blowing, then you lose your house.

At the heart of the cyclone tearing the sky is a place of central calm

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?
– They’ll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

How do hurricanes see?
– With one eye.

I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew.
– Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded…
– I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

A hurricane named Florence and no “Aunt Flo” jokes?
– Hope there’s no red tide.

Snooki’s kind of like Hurricane Sandy…
– She’s large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore

Who hits Houston harder?
– Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.
– Probably too soon

After considering Florida peeps trying to shoot at a hurricane incident…
– Shocked they’re not trying to shoot at the coronavirus…

I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian
– but it came out Grey.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.
– That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.
– That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?
– Look near the c!

Like a cyclone, imperialism spins across the globe; militarism crushes peoples and sucks their blood like a vampire

A hurricane walks into a bar
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined

Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY
– That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
– Some poor sap’s gonna lose a trailer.

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