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Hurricane jokes in 2025

In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. “He’s the best. He’ll do a great job, believe me.” the President said.
– Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.
– Number 5 will blow you away.

Why do hurricanes have women name?
– Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Hurricane Nate is said to go straight North from The Gulf in to Alabama
– Experts say it will cause millions of dollars worth of improvement.

I imagine a future aircraft, which will take off vertically, fly as usual, and land vertically.
– This flying machine should have no moving parts.
– This idea came from the huge power of cyclones.

Q: What do corals get stressed about?
– A: Current events

What does a marriage and a hurricane have in common?
– It begins with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end you still loose your house

Trump is like Hurricane Matthew
– The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it’s going to be, but you can’t help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning

A hurricane walks into a bar
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

It dawned on me in the shower that my ex gf must be related to hurricane Dorian. You’ve been waiting for them to come but they just keep gyrating until they exhaust themselves.
– The worst though is when you see the video of them ravaging and gushing all over their previous fling, leaving you feeling completely inadequate and devastated.

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we’ve been having so many hurricanes
– Because when IT reigns, it pours.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?
– First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey…
– is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!

How are marriage and a hurricane similar?
– In the beginning theres lots of blowing and in the end you lose your house.

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?
– MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
– I’ll ~~see~~ sea myself out…

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?
– Look near the c.

Girl are you a Hurricane?
– At first you were wet and wild, but now you’ve taken my house and car!

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– There’s de Brie everywhere

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