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Hurricane jokes in 2025

The cyclone ends. The sun returns; the lofty coconut trees lift up their plumes again; man does likewise.
– The great anguish is over; joy has returned; the sea smiles like a child

Because the Hurricane Made Landfall at Night…
…does that make it Florence Night-in Gale?

What did the Hurricane say to the palm tree?
– Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

2016 Election
– Honestly hurricane Matthew should run for president because I think he left the biggest mark on the country

Because the Hurricane Made Landfall at Night…
…does that make it Florence Night-in Gale?

Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?
– Because they’re always turning around. Be safe with Florence

Hurricane Sandy
– I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, “What is that?”
– I replied, “A watered down Manhattan.”

I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey
– But I am scared my inbox will be flooded

What did the hurricane say to the island?
– I’ve got my eye on you!

In the wake of Hurricane Dorian, President Trump names a new Disaster Assistance Ambassador to The Bahamas. “He’s the best. He’ll do a great job, believe me.” the President said.
– Ja Rule reportedly accepted the position via Twitter.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.
– Number 5 will blow you away.

Why do hurricanes have women name?
– Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Hurricane Nate is said to go straight North from The Gulf in to Alabama
– Experts say it will cause millions of dollars worth of improvement.

I imagine a future aircraft, which will take off vertically, fly as usual, and land vertically.
– This flying machine should have no moving parts.
– This idea came from the huge power of cyclones.

Q: What do corals get stressed about?
– A: Current events

What does a marriage and a hurricane have in common?
– It begins with a lot of sucking and blowing and in the end you still loose your house

Trump is like Hurricane Matthew
– The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it’s going to be, but you can’t help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning

A hurricane walks into a bar
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

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