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Hurricane jokes in 2025

A hurricane walks into a bar
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

It dawned on me in the shower that my ex gf must be related to hurricane Dorian. You’ve been waiting for them to come but they just keep gyrating until they exhaust themselves.
– The worst though is when you see the video of them ravaging and gushing all over their previous fling, leaving you feeling completely inadequate and devastated.

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we’ve been having so many hurricanes
– Because when IT reigns, it pours.

Why do hurricanes have girl names?
– First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey…
– is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!

How are marriage and a hurricane similar?
– In the beginning theres lots of blowing and in the end you lose your house.

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?
– MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
– I’ll ~~see~~ sea myself out…

How do you find the eye of a hurricane?
– Look near the c.

Girl are you a Hurricane?
– At first you were wet and wild, but now you’ve taken my house and car!

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– There’s de Brie everywhere

The Bay of Bengal is hit frequently by cyclones.
– The months of November and May, in particular, are dangerous in this regard.

I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey
– But I am scared my inbox will be flooded

If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane…
– Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?

This Halloween on the East Coast
– I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween.
– Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?
– Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.
– He said, Na-ama-ste.

Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY
– That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of r/jokes
– A lot of reposting

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