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Hurricane jokes in 2025

The Bay of Bengal is hit frequently by cyclones.
– The months of November and May, in particular, are dangerous in this regard.

I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey
– But I am scared my inbox will be flooded

If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane…
– Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?

This Halloween on the East Coast
– I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween.
– Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?
– Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.
– He said, Na-ama-ste.

Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY
– That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.

After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of r/jokes
– A lot of reposting

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
– Grab onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.

Would a hurricane close it’s doors in your face?
– No, but a Lakewood.

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?
– It was mime-blowing

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– There’s de Brie everywhere

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?
– A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?
– A milkshake.

What’s the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year?
– Hurricane Harvey Weinstein

Geniuses were like storms or cyclones, pulling everything into their path, sticks and stones and dust

What do a hurricane, a tornado and a red neck divorce all have in common?
– In every case, someone loses a trailer.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians.
– That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything

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