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Hurricane jokes in 2025

Why was Batman in Texas trying to stop the Hurricane?
– Because it kept leaving Harvey Dents everywhere

The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center.
– So does a person.

What’s one thing you need to watch out for during a Jewish hurricane?
– The flying de-bris

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?
– All over the place.

Hurricane Joaquin
– This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
– Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.

Hurricane Irma
– Right now Irma is signaling for a left turn.
– But it’s Florida so, you know, you can’t really be sure whats going to happen.

You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?
– It’s just a watered down Bahama Mama..

What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?
– Bridge over troubled water.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew’s wind speeds?
– I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?
– A hurricane

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?
– It was mime-blowing

What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?
– Because women don’t like premature evacuations

This Hurricane should have been called Snooki…
– The’re both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.

Why are most hurricanes named after women?
– When they come in, it’s exciting and wet, but after they leave, half your shit’s gone.

At the heart of the cyclone tearing the sky is a place of central calm

After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie
– House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– De Brie is everywhere.

If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us…
…the Joaquin Dead?

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