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Hurricane jokes in 2025

A hurricane walks into a bar.
– The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.

Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane.
– Number 5 will blow you away.

What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
– Someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes
– But at the moment it is just a draft.

Before i married my wife she like a hurricane
– She was a 5 but now shes 2

They should name hurricanes after black people:
– It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?
– A PR disaster

What did Hurricane Tyrone say as it made landfall?
– Where the white beaches at?!?

How is Hurricane Florence like my ex wife?
– They start off wet and wild but in the end, they take your house.

What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?
– Somebody’s gonna lose their trailer.

Have you heard of the new drink that they’re calling the Hurricane Sandy?…
– Yeah.. apparently it’s just a watered down Manhattan.

Hurricanes Are Like Women
– When they come they’re wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

They should name hurricanes with black people’s names.
– I’d be terrified as f*ck if I heard “Hurricane Laquisha”.

Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago? They made a mixed drink after it
– It’s pretty much a watered down manhattan

I asked my Hindu friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane.
– He said, “Na-ama-ste.”

Marriage is like a hurricane…
– Starts with a bunch of sucking and blowing, and at the end you lose your house

What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?
– MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
– I’ll ~~see~~ sea myself out…

How are marriage and a hurricane similar?
– In the beginning theres lots of blowing and in the end you lose your house.

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