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Hurricane jokes in 2025

Why is it super hard to sneak up on a hurricane?
– Because they’re always turning around.

Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?
– All over the place!

Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?
– A moron in a suit.

What did the hurricane say to the coast?
– I have my eye on you.

BREAKING NEWS! A hurricane has just hit New Jersey…
– It has inflicted about $25,000 worth of improvement.

I am in the process of writing a big research paper on hurricanes.
– The first draft really blew me away.

You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?
– It’s just a watered down Bahama Mama..

What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?
– Bridge over troubled water.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew’s wind speeds?
– I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?
– It was mime-blowing

What was the governor of North Carolina criticized for responding to Hurricane Florence so quickly?
– Because women don’t like premature evacuations

This Hurricane should have been called Snooki…
– The’re both heading to the Jersey Shore with plans to blow everyone in a 50 mile radius.

Why are most hurricanes named after women?
– When they come in, it’s exciting and wet, but after they leave, half your shit’s gone.

What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?
– A hurricane

After Trump changes course of hurricane with a sharpie
– House approves budget of 12 crayons for border wall

Hurricane Ophelia just blew the roof off my cheese factory.
– De Brie is everywhere.

If we drown in this upcoming hurricane, would that make us…
…the Joaquin Dead?

A hurricane is a lot like getting married…
– Starts with a lot of blowing, then you lose your house.

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