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Hunting jokes in 2025

What do you call a smart blonde?
– A golden retriever

What was the cost of hunting at the zoo?
– Couple bucks.

Why was the hunter not allowed in the car showroom?
– Because he would turn it into a car-pet.

What went wrong with the ghost hunters?
– Nothing, they were pair-o-normal investigators.

One day, while hunting, a kid asked his father what the name of the deer that lost both of his eyes was?
– The father replied, “Sorry, I have no I-deer.”

How did the hunter bake the cookies?
– With chocolate doe.

How did the angel turkey react when he saw the angel hunter came upon him?
– The turkey said. “Quack! Quack! We need to reach safe heaven as soon as possible.”

Why would hunting mushrooms be unethical?
– It would harm one’s morels.

An engineer, a carpenter, and a statistian go deer hunting
– As they wait in their blind a big buck walks up. The engineer stands up, takes a shot, and misses. “Darn,” he says, “two yards to the left.”

– The carpenter takes a shot and misses. “darn, two yards to the right,” he says.

– The statistician jumps up and yells “YES! We got him!”

A man walks into a hunting store and asks if they have the best camouflage clothing.
– The store owner goes looking for it for several minutes but finally comes back to the man and says :
– “Sorry, but I just couldn’t find them”
– The man then leaves the store satisfied.

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