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Hunting jokes in 2024

What did the tiger say to his family before hunting for the food?
– “Let us prey.”

An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in
– “Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!”

– “All of them?” he asks, putting down his rifle.

– “No, only one.”

– He starts cleaning the rifle again.

Why was the duck hunter so bad in his batting?
– Because he could hit only fowls.

What is the name of the deer’s favorite show?
– Hunter games.

How did the hunter manage his schedule and time every day?
– He had a calen-deer to take care of that.

Where did the hunter get married years ago?
– In the Buck-ingham palace!

What did one hunter say to another one when he spotted a deer?
– Are you up for some deer-licious dinner?

I was illegally hunting for mushrooms.
– I have questionable morels.

I joined a naked wolf hunting group.
– But it turns out only the wolf is naked.

What do you call the day when you can get amazing deals at Cabela’s?
– Buck Friday.

Which game did the hunter like the most to play?
– Duck Duck Goose.

Why did the duck hunter get free food in the restaurant?
– Because it had no bill.

Dad cooks a deer and doesn’t tell the kids what it is. He gives them one clue… It’s what your mother calls me.

– The boy yells ” It’s a fucking dick, don’t eat it!!!”

Bill and Bob go hunting. They split up, and Bob soon finds Bill with a snake bite in his neck.
– Bob calls 911, and says “I went hunting with my friend and I just found him dead with a snake bite on his neck!” 911 says “Ok, first let’s make sure he’s dead”. A gunshot is heard. Bob says, “Ok, now what?”

How did the hunter become poor?
– He had no bucks left in his pocket!

Why is bambi afraid of Christopher Walken?
– Because he’s a “Deer Hunter”

How do you get inside a hunter’s house?
– By ringing his deer bell.

What did the hunter give his wife for their anniversary?
– He gave her horn-aments.

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