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Hunting jokes in 2025

Why did the hunter not know what he was hunting?
– Because he was sleep-hunting!

After a long day of duck hunting I was famished… so I decided to sit down, put my feet up, and have my favorite snack…
– Cheese and quackers.

What did one hunter ask the other before he started hunting?
– He said, “Show me today’s hunting to-doe list!”

How did the two men save themselves from the tigers?
– They preyed to God.

Do you know why two guys went on a deer hunting trip years ago and quit hunting forever?
– Because they buckled down on wildlife conservation.

two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear?
– the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts

What did the eagle say to the hunter?
– “It’s ill-eagle to hunt!”

I’ve been experimenting recently with nighttime hunting
– But I’m used to hunting in the daytime so this is just a shot in the dark

Loud ammunition is better for hunting deer
– That way you get more bang for your buck

What do you get a hunter for his birthday?
– A birthday pheasant.

Why did the man decide to quit his old job and go hunting full time?
– Because he heard deer hunters get huge bucks!

What was the hunter waiting for so eagerly to celebrate with his family?
– Buck Friday.

What would you name a not so clever omnivore?
– Meathead!

A guy was hunting with his buddy …
– “Hey man I can see your house from here and your wife is cheating on you!”

– “I have had enough of her, shot her in the head shot him in the balls.”

– “I can get both in one shot.”

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away.
– “What the hell was that?!”
– He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..
– It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.

A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool

What is the Native American word for vegetarian?
– “Poor hunter!”

What does a hunter think of deer fanatics?
– That they are such dear people.

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