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Hotel jokes 🏨🛎️ in 2025

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony facing the mountains? He wanted to take in the scenic views.

What do you call a hotel for robots? The cyb-hotel.

What do you call a hotel for dinosaurs? The roar-tel.

Why did the hotel manager go to the doctor? He was feeling inn-sick.

Why did the hotel guest bring a selfie stick to the room? He wanted to capture the memories.

Why did the hotel guest bring a suitcase full of books to the room? He wanted to indulge in some reading.

What do you call a hotel where the rooms are made of Legos? The block-tel.

What do you call a hotel for aliens who love to surf? The wave-tel.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony facing the street? He wanted to people-watch.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a view of the sunset? He wanted to watch the sky turn orange.

What do you call a hotel room with no furniture? A vacant-ion rental.

What do you call a hotel for ghosts who love to dance? The boogie-tel.

Why did the hotel guest bring a plant to the room? He wanted to get some fresh air.

Why did the hotel guest bring a guitar to the room? He wanted to strum some tunes.

What do you call a hotel for dogs? The bark-inn.

What do you call a hotel for ghosts who love to read? The novel-tel.

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