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Hotel jokes 🏨🛎️ in 2025

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a hot tub? He wanted to relax in the warm water.

What do you call a hotel where the walls are made of glass? The see-through inn.

What do you call a hotel for kangaroos? The hop-tel.

Why did the hotel guest refuse to take the elevator? He was afraid of the high prices.

Why did the hotel guest bring a fan to the room? He wanted to stay cool.

Why did the hotel guest bring a pillow to the pool? He wanted to take a nap.

What do you call a hotel where the beds are made of candy? The sweet suite.

What do you call a hotel for penguins? The chill-tel.

Why did the hotel guest bring a book to the room? He wanted to get lost in the story.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony facing the beach? He wanted to hear the waves crashing.

What do you call a hotel where the sheets are made of aluminum foil? A silver-tent hotel.

What do you call a hotel for fish? The gill-tel.

What do you call a hotel for dragons? The fire-tel.

Why did the hotel guest ask for extra towels? He wanted to towel-tally relax.

Why did the hotel guest bring a journal to the room? He wanted to write about his travels.

What do you call a hotel for bears? The hiber-tel.

What do you call a hotel for mermaids? The shell-tel.

Why did the hotel guest bring a pillow to the restaurant? To give the chef feedback on the dishes.

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