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Hotel jokes 🏨🛎️ in 2025

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a bathtub? He wanted to soak in the tub.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony facing the gardens? He wanted to smell the flowers.

What do you call a hotel for ghosts? The spook-tel.

What do you call a hotel for astronauts? The orbit-inn.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a king-sized bed? He wanted to be treated like royalty.

Why did the hotel guest bring a camera to the room? He wanted to capture the beauty.

Why did the hotel employee get off the elevator on the wrong floor? He was a lift off.

What do you call a hotel for birds? The nest-inn.

What do you call a hotel for robots who love to swim? The circuit-tel.

Why did the hotel guest bring a lawn chair to the pool? He wanted to stay seated.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a hot tub? He wanted to relax in the warm water.

What do you call a hotel where the walls are made of glass? The see-through inn.

What do you call a hotel for kangaroos? The hop-tel.

Why did the hotel guest refuse to take the elevator? He was afraid of the high prices.

Why did the hotel guest bring a fan to the room? He wanted to stay cool.

Why did the hotel guest bring a pillow to the pool? He wanted to take a nap.

What do you call a hotel where the beds are made of candy? The sweet suite.

What do you call a hotel for penguins? The chill-tel.

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