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Hotel jokes 🏨🛎️ in 2025

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony? He wanted to take in the view.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a view of the city skyline? He wanted to see the bright lights.

What do you call a hotel with a theme park attached? The fun-tel.

What do you call a hotel for llamas? The spit-tel.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a jacuzzi? He wanted to soak in the luxury.

Why did the hotel guest bring a board game to the room? He wanted to pass the time.

What do you call a hotel for chickens? The hen-tel.

What do you call a hotel for ghosts who love to sing? The melo-tel.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a bathtub? He wanted to soak in the tub.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony facing the gardens? He wanted to smell the flowers.

What do you call a hotel for ghosts? The spook-tel.

What do you call a hotel for astronauts? The orbit-inn.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a king-sized bed? He wanted to be treated like royalty.

Why did the hotel guest bring a camera to the room? He wanted to capture the beauty.

Why did the hotel employee get off the elevator on the wrong floor? He was a lift off.

What do you call a hotel for birds? The nest-inn.

What do you call a hotel for robots who love to swim? The circuit-tel.

Why did the hotel guest bring a lawn chair to the pool? He wanted to stay seated.

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