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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce go out and have some delicious hot dogs.

What do you call it when you remove the inside of a hot dog
– A Halloweeny

What do you call the opposite of a hot dog?
– A pupsicle.

How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?
– He mustard up the courage.

At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom
– She said “Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner.”

What nickname did the hot dog give to his wife?
– Honey bun.

What did the hotdog say when he was constipated?
– Must-turd!

I went to the local hot dog guy and said, โ€œCan I get a jumbo sausage?โ€
– He said, โ€œSure. It shouldnโ€™t be long.โ€

– Me: In that case, can I get two?

I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?
– No self control

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?
– he relished it

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