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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

Why was the dog resting under the umbrella shade?
– Because he didn’t want to turn into a hot dog.

Friends from school are like hot dogs
– You have them because they’re there, not because you love them

Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?
– They say they’re in bread.

What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?โ€ฆ
– Hard to swallow.

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce go out and have some delicious hot dogs.

What do you call it when you remove the inside of a hot dog
– A Halloweeny

What do you call the opposite of a hot dog?
– A pupsicle.

How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?
– He mustard up the courage.

At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom
– She said “Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner.”

What nickname did the hot dog give to his wife?
– Honey bun.

What did the hotdog say when he was constipated?
– Must-turd!

I went to the local hot dog guy and said, โ€œCan I get a jumbo sausage?โ€
– He said, โ€œSure. It shouldnโ€™t be long.โ€

– Me: In that case, can I get two?

I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?
– No self control

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?
– he relished it

I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it. . .
– That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.

Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?
– Because it refuses to ketchup.

What does T’challa put on his hot dog?
– Wakandaments

Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?โ€ฆ
– He just didnโ€™t relish it.

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