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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

What happened when ketchup squirted in Nora’s eyes while having a hot god?
– She got Heinz-sight!

I saw a hot dog vendor today…
– She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand.
– And he says to the server “make me one with everything.”
– The guy obliges, and hands him a fully loaded hot dog.
– The Buddhist pays with a twenty, and doesn’t get any change back.
– He asks the stand keeper for his change, and the man responds with “change comes from within”.

Why do all hot dogs look alike?
– Because they are in bread.

Hot dogs and I have a very frank relationship!

I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party.
– But, I suppose he could have bratwurst.

Why do all hotdogs look the same?
– Because they are in bread.

Who was the first carpenter mentioned in the bible?
– Eve. She made Adam’s hotdog stand.

Knock knock!

– Who is out there?

– Witches.

– Witches who?

– Witches the best hot dog station in town?

A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, โ€œMake me one with everything.โ€
– The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, โ€œChange comes from within.โ€

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?
– The WURST!

What did the American hotdog say to the German hotdog?
– youโ€™re the wurst

What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
– โ€ฆ Iโ€™m a wiener!

Why did the pizza marry the hot dog?
– Because they had a very frank relationship.

I might have to reconsider my kosher hot dog business…
– For some reason Anne’s Franks hasn’t been very popular with the target audience.

What happened to Jesus’ hot dog?
– It was crusifried.

What happens when you turn flying mammals into hotdogs?
– Things go from bat to wurst

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noah.
– Noah who?
– Noah good place where I can find some delicious hot dogs?

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