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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

I went to the local hot dog guy and said, โ€œCan I get a jumbo sausage?โ€
– He said, โ€œSure. It shouldnโ€™t be long.โ€

– Me: In that case, can I get two?

I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?
– No self control

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?
– he relished it

I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it. . .
– That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.

Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?
– Because it refuses to ketchup.

What does T’challa put on his hot dog?
– Wakandaments

Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?โ€ฆ
– He just didnโ€™t relish it.

What do you call a hot dog with its insides removed?
– A hollow wienie.

After mocking the ketchup, what did the hot dog say?
– No bun intended.

The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…
– He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him

Two hotdogs are walking down the street
– One suddenly turns to the other and says, “Mike! Your wiener is showing”

JOKE from my 7 year old
– Guy 1 -“Sir do you have any hotdogs?”

– Guy 2 – “No why?”

– Guy 1- “Then why is your dog on fire?”

– Guy 2 – “WOT O.o”

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Olive.
– Olive who?
– Olive smoking hot dog buns with extra ketchup on top of it.

What do you HAVE to put on your hot dogs?
– Must-ard!

What do you call a dog with a fever?
– A dog with a fever is called a hot dog.

Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?
– Because he wanted to be on the honor roll.

An indecisive hot dog got a bun pregnant.
– He didn’t know what condoment

What do you call a Hot Dog on Halloween?
– Hot Dog… Why would the date change anything?

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