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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noise.
– Noise who?
– Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.
– The guy says, โ€œWhat the hell was that all about?โ€
– She says, โ€œI was just keeping it warm for you.โ€
– He says, โ€œCancel my hot dog.โ€

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?
– By goblin it.

– Sorry

Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?
– No, I haven’t sausage a place.

A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar..
– The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”

What type of dogs are inbred?
-Hotdogs

why aren’t hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
– because no-one else would be able to ketchup

What do you call a Hot Dog on Halloween?
– Hot Dog… Why would the date change anything?

How did the ghost eat the hotdog?
– By goblin it.

My little nephew wanted to share a joke he was very proud of coming up with: Why did the hotdog get grounded?
– It was being a brat!

Computer! What’s the difference between a human and a hotdog?
– Beep boop boop… Processing…

What do you get when you cross a chicken, a cow, and a pig together?
– A hot dog.

Why did the hot dog end up in a shoe?
– Because it was a foot long.

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor…
– A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says “make me one with everything”.
– Sorry if this is a repost. Saw it on an IMDb movie discussion thread a while back, thought it was pretty good

Some people hate hotdogs.
– I relish them

“Did you just say something?”
– “Uhhh nope?”

– “Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog.”

– “No I didn’t.”

– “Good, because I’m vegan.”

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
– Make me one with everything

What happened when ketchup squirted in Nora’s eyes while having a hot god?
– She got Heinz-sight!

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