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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.
– The guy says, โ€œWhat the hell was that all about?โ€
– She says, โ€œI was just keeping it warm for you.โ€
– He says, โ€œCancel my hot dog.โ€

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?
– By goblin it.

– Sorry

Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?
– No, I haven’t sausage a place.

A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar..
– The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”

What type of dogs are inbred?
-Hotdogs

why aren’t hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
– because no-one else would be able to ketchup

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noise.
– Noise who?
– Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.

How did the hot dog get a date?
– He mustard up the courage to ask.

Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?
– Because most of them are inbred.

I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head
– My plumber calls it a “meatier shower”.

I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hotdog.
– I’m on a roll.

Did you see the movie about the hot dog?โ€ฆ
– It was an Oscar Wiener.

How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out on a date?
– He mustard up the courage!

What’s the opposite of a hot dog?
– A chili dog

I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs,
– It was a frank discussion.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?
– Lisa Frank

Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog?
– It was an Oscar Wiener

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Police.
– Police who?
– Police give me some more ketchup with this hot dog.

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