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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2025

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?
– By goblin it.

– Sorry

Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?
– No, I haven’t sausage a place.

A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar..
– The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”

What type of dogs are inbred?
-Hotdogs

why aren’t hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
– because no-one else would be able to ketchup

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noise.
– Noise who?
– Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.
– The guy says, โ€œWhat the hell was that all about?โ€
– She says, โ€œI was just keeping it warm for you.โ€
– He says, โ€œCancel my hot dog.โ€

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Lettuce.
– Lettuce who?
– Lettuce go out and have some delicious hot dogs.

What do you call it when you remove the inside of a hot dog
– A Halloweeny

What do you call the opposite of a hot dog?
– A pupsicle.

How did the hotdog ask the ketchup out?
– He mustard up the courage.

At a gag gift exchange, I gave a woman a hotdog and a condom
– She said “Frankly, I never sausage a small weiner.”

What nickname did the hot dog give to his wife?
– Honey bun.

What did the hotdog say when he was constipated?
– Must-turd!

I went to the local hot dog guy and said, โ€œCan I get a jumbo sausage?โ€
– He said, โ€œSure. It shouldnโ€™t be long.โ€

– Me: In that case, can I get two?

I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?
– No self control

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?
– he relished it

I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it. . .
– That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.

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