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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

What did the mother horse say when her sad-looking son walked into the barn?
-Why the long face?

Where do race horses eat?
– Fast food restaurants.

Which US state do horses like to go for vacation?
-mane

What kind of stories do depressed horses tell?
-Tails of whoa.

What do we call a pony who has a sore throat?
-A little hoarse.

Whycan’tyouhearapterosaurusingthebathroom?
-“It’s hay pasture bedtime!”

What’s do horses play for fun?
– Stable tennis.

What’s the favorite part of a horse race for a vampire?
– When it’s neck and neck.

How do you ship a small horse across the country?
– Pony Express.

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