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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

Which side of a horse has the most hair?
– The outside.

Who helps the horse stable cleaner?
-His co-pile-it.

Which US state do horses like most?
-Neighbraska.

What do every horse and rider do together?
-They age.

What did the waiter say to the horses?
-“I can’t take your order, that’s not my stable”

Why did the horse talk while his mouth was full?
– He had bad stable manners.

Which horse can jump higher than a house?
– All of them – houses can’t jump at all.

Why did the horse miss the jousting event?
– He had the knight off.

What kind of horse do you ride on Halloween?
– A night mare.

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