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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

How are clouds like horse jockeys?
-They both hold the reins.

How much money did the rodeo bronco have?
– A buck.

WhatdoyoucallWhen does a horse talk?
-Whinney wants to!

Why did the man stand behind the horse?
– He thought he would get a kick out of it.

Which horse is an advocate for horse safety?
-Ralph Neigh-der.

Which baseball team frightens horses the most?
-The Diamondbacks.

Where did the pony family go for their summer vacation?
– The Horsea Shore

What did the race horse order from the bakery?
-Thoroughbred.

What did the horse say after it fell?
– Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.

What was the name of the horse musical?
– Fiddler on the hoof.

What did the mommy horse say to her foal?
-Its pasture your bedtime.

How long should a horse’s legs be?
-Long enough to reach the ground.

How do they vote in the horse senate?
-With a yay or neigh.

How do you know when a horse has a negative attitude?
– He says neigh to everything.

What street did the horse live on?
-Mane Street.

What do horses see before thunder?
– Lightning Colts.

What did the boy say to the teacher during horse riding class?
– Can I ask equitation?

Where do horses stay at night when they travel?
-Red Hoof Inn.

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