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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

Where do Knights park their horses?
-In a LanceLot

What do they serve before dinner in the stable?
-Horse d’oeuvres

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
– There’s a horse walking around with only socks on.

Why did the horse play his music so loud?
– He liked being a herd animal.

Why did the cowboy feed his horse so much hay?
– He thought it would make it softer to ride on.

Why did the horse cross the road?
– To get to the bale of hay.

Which kind of horse likes to eat baked beans?
-The pinto. (a 2-toned horse, also a type of bean)

What type of horse has trouble keeping track of it’s Ipad?
-An Appaloosa.

Why couldn’t the little pony sing?
-Because she was a little hoarse!

How do horses from Alabama greet horses from Ohio?
-With Southern Horspitality.

Why did the man call his horse poison ivy?
– Because he was scratched so often. (scratch is when a horse it taken out of a race)

What award did they give the horse who could drink the most water?
-They game him a nice troughy.

What did the mother horse say when her sad-looking son walked into the barn?
-Why the long face?

Where do race horses eat?
– Fast food restaurants.

Which US state do horses like to go for vacation?
-mane

What kind of stories do depressed horses tell?
-Tails of whoa.

What do we call a pony who has a sore throat?
-A little hoarse.

Whycan’tyouhearapterosaurusingthebathroom?
-“It’s hay pasture bedtime!”

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