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Though they are an animal loved by many, there are many horse jokes that are focused not just on the horses but also on the riders, and as people have had such close relationships with them for so many decades there is no surprise that they have been a staple for years.
Which side of the horse has the most hair?
-The outside!
Where do newly married horses sleep?
– In the bridle suite.
What did the lunch lady say to the horses?
– Stop horsing around.
How do you hire a horse?
– With two pairs of stilts.
What team of horses travel all around the world??
– The Globe Trotters.
What’s the hardest thing about riding a horse?
-The ground.
Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
-Becausetheywouldn’ttakeabath!
What do young horses wrap their food in?
-Aluminum foal.
Which NFL Super Bowl match up caused the most arguments on the ranch?
-Cowboys vs. Broncos.
Which kind of horse swims underwater without having to come up for air?
-A seahorse.
Why did the man stand behind the horse?
– He was hoping to get a kick out of it.
What’s the difference between a horse and a duck?
-One goes quick and the other goes quack.
How did the horse riding instructor decide to get more customers?
-He was going to stirrup some interest.
Why did the cowboy only wear one spur?
-He figured that if one side of the horse went, the other side would follow!
Who rode a horse up the hill to fetch a pail of water?
-Jockey and Jill.
Who isn’t an upside down horse shoe good luck for?
– The horse who lost it!
Whatdoyoucalladinosaurwithnoeyes?
-Because it had bad stable manners.
Which type of race horses are the deepest thinkers?
-Thoreau-Breads
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Why are Horse Jokes Funny
Often told because they are about something that is familiar that everyone recognizes, funny horse jokes are easy to make and expect the other person will know enough about horses to find it amusing. Many are made for kids, while some of the best horse jokes are based in true experiences. Some, however, are so old that they no longer seem relevant, and these become shared less.As always there are some cheesy horse jokes that stay funny no matter how old they become, because they are such a part of society after a while that they stay around for years and years. The top horse jokes will have staying power because they are received as funny for so many, and there are always a few cute horse jokes that will share funny stories and ideas that come out around Halloween that are amusing stories about Halloween horse adventures, especially ones involving costumes or hay rides.
As these animas range from docile and gentle to wild and fast, their personalities make them a great topic to create jokes about. Having human like preferences and attitudes can help people relate to them and through them share their own feelings and opinions of the world around them.
Who Uses Them
Some of the best horse jokes are found around the rodeos, where they work with them all day and know their personalities and quirks. There are also cute horse jokes or silly horse jokes that are popular among children and become well shared when they learn of animals or farming, and some of the funniest are from those who work on farms and see the antics that the horses get to on their free time or when they think no one is watching.Many of the horse jokes for kids come from joke books that are popular in school and local libraries. They are always full of innocent, fun jokes that create a bond between the kid and the animals or events around them. Sharing these jokes and passing around the books has been a great bonding opportunity for kids in elementary school for many years. It is fun to know all the same jokes and take them home to share with family.
There are many situations in which adults will use these. They can be told as a way to entertain a child or more adult jokes can be used to entertain adults on a night out or an evening with friends. As simple ways to make others laugh they are well used and enjoyed, and as horse are found in several countries around the world there is no limit to how far one shared joke can travel or how many times it will be told.
What Can We Learn From Them
A clean horse joke can help teach people more about the personalities that horses have, some can teach ways to care for horses, and there are some one liners that share a little humour about what a horse eats or where they find shelter. The top ones are often about how a horse interacts with people, which can help other to learn about their behaviour and what they can expect from their own horses if they get any. In schools they can help children become more familiar with horses and learn how animals are different from people but also have some characteristics or traits that are similar to people.They also help us to learn about how the relationships between people and their horse have changed over the years and how they relate to them differently now. Some corny horse jokes about how people related to them years ago are still told today.
Many horse jokes stay popular even for generations as they are still funny years later and address how humans and horses interact or have ideas on how to care for them. People enjoy them because they are bout an animal that is familiar yet somehow remain mysterious.