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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

Which side of the horse has the most hair?
-The outside!

Where do newly married horses sleep?
– In the bridle suite.

What did the lunch lady say to the horses?
– Stop horsing around.

How do you hire a horse?
– With two pairs of stilts.

What team of horses travel all around the world??
– The Globe Trotters.

What’s the hardest thing about riding a horse?
-The ground.

Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
-Becausetheywouldn’ttakeabath!

What do young horses wrap their food in?
-Aluminum foal.

Which NFL Super Bowl match up caused the most arguments on the ranch?
-Cowboys vs. Broncos.

Which kind of horse swims underwater without having to come up for air?
-A seahorse.

Why did the man stand behind the horse?
– He was hoping to get a kick out of it.

What’s the difference between a horse and a duck?
-One goes quick and the other goes quack.

How did the horse riding instructor decide to get more customers?
-He was going to stirrup some interest.

Why did the cowboy only wear one spur?
-He figured that if one side of the horse went, the other side would follow!

Who rode a horse up the hill to fetch a pail of water?
-Jockey and Jill.

Who isn’t an upside down horse shoe good luck for?
– The horse who lost it!

Whatdoyoucalladinosaurwithnoeyes?
-Because it had bad stable manners.

Which type of race horses are the deepest thinkers?
-Thoreau-Breads

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