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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

Why was the race horse so dirty?
-It was a mudder.

Where do horses shop for clothes?
-At Old Neighvy.

Why did the horse go to the doctor?
– Hay Fever.

Who is in charge of horse town?
-The Mare. (ie: mayor)

What NFL football matchup is always a win-win for horses?
– Broncos vs. Colts.

WhydidtheWhy was the race horse nicknamed “Bad News?”
– Everyone knows that bad news travels fast.

How are clouds like horse jockeys?
-They both hold the reins.

How much money did the rodeo bronco have?
– A buck.

WhatdoyoucallWhen does a horse talk?
-Whinney wants to!

Why did the man stand behind the horse?
– He thought he would get a kick out of it.

Which horse is an advocate for horse safety?
-Ralph Neigh-der.

Which baseball team frightens horses the most?
-The Diamondbacks.

Where did the pony family go for their summer vacation?
– The Horsea Shore

What did the race horse order from the bakery?
-Thoroughbred.

What did the horse say after it fell?
– Help – I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up.

What was the name of the horse musical?
– Fiddler on the hoof.

What did the mommy horse say to her foal?
-Its pasture your bedtime.

How long should a horse’s legs be?
-Long enough to reach the ground.

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