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Horse Jokes 🐴 in 2025

What do you name a horse you root for?
– You name the horse radish.

What show was the horse actor appearing in?
– A little horse play.

What do you call an equine carpenter?
– A sawhorse.

How is an egg like a young horse?
-You can’t use it until it’s been broken. (broken is used to describe when a horse is trained)

What did the horse grow in her garden?
-Horse radishes.

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– One reigns up and one rains down!

Why was the race horse so dirty?
-It was a mudder.

Where do horses shop for clothes?
-At Old Neighvy.

Why did the horse go to the doctor?
– Hay Fever.

Who is in charge of horse town?
-The Mare. (ie: mayor)

What NFL football matchup is always a win-win for horses?
– Broncos vs. Colts.

WhydidtheWhy was the race horse nicknamed “Bad News?”
– Everyone knows that bad news travels fast.

How are clouds like horse jockeys?
-They both hold the reins.

How much money did the rodeo bronco have?
– A buck.

WhatdoyoucallWhen does a horse talk?
-Whinney wants to!

Why did the man stand behind the horse?
– He thought he would get a kick out of it.

Which horse is an advocate for horse safety?
-Ralph Neigh-der.

Which baseball team frightens horses the most?
-The Diamondbacks.

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