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Hormone jokes ๐Ÿงฌ in 2025

Why did the hormone become a mailman? It was good at delivering messages!

Why did the hormone become a fashion designer? It was good at dressing up cells!

Why did the hormone always win at poker? It knew when to fold (proteins)!

Why did the hormone become a tailor? It was good at fitting cells with new proteins!

Why did the hormone become a computer programmer? It liked to code (genes)!

What’s a hormone’s favorite type of music? Rhythm and blues, because it loves cycles!

Why did the hormone become a teacher? It loved to teach cells how to behave!

What’s a hormone’s favorite dance move? The insulin shuffle!

Why did the hormone become a librarian? It loved to read the body’s genetic library!

Why did the hormone become a gardener? It liked to see things grow!

Why was the hormone a good party planner? It could always turn up the adrenaline!

Why did the hormone become a jeweler? It loved to work with precious metals (like iron and calcium)!

Why did the hormone become a chef? It loved to stir things up!

Why did the hormone become a weather forecaster? It was good at predicting bodily changes!

Why did the hormone become a diplomat? It was good at mediating bodily conflicts!

Why was the hormone an excellent detective? It always knew when things were out of balance!

Why did the hormone become a game developer? It loved to create virtual realities of bodily functions!

What do hormones use to decorate for a party? Streamers of consciousness!

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