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Holiday jokes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ in 2025

How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
– His sleigh is flown by raindeer!

What do road crews use at the North Pole?
– I donโ€™t know.
– Snow cones!

What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney?

– Santa Claustrophobia

People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, thereโ€™s a whole world of difference between them.

What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
– Saint Nickel-less.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
– Iโ€™m stumped.
– Frostbite!

What is a Christmas treeโ€™s favorite candy?
– Not sure.
– Ornamints.

Why wouldnโ€™t the Christmas tree stand up?

– It had no legs.

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