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Holiday jokes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ in 2025

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

– Because of all the wrapping!

Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon?

– It need a little trim.

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas presentโ€ฆ
– theyโ€™re due back at the library tomorrow.

What do snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
– What?
– Chill out.

What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?

– A cookie sheet.

I understand now why Hanukkah happens when it does.
– We could all use a little light right now. And fried stuff.

What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
– I donโ€™t know. What?
– Kris Wrinkle.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
– What?
– North Polish.

What do you get when Santa plays detective?

– Santa clues!

I donโ€™t know whoโ€™s worse, the people who sign their catsโ€™ names on Christmas cards or the cats who refuse to sign.

What did one snowman say to the other?
– โ€œYeah, I smell carrots too.โ€

Why do mummies like the holidays so much?
– Why?
– Theyโ€™re into all the wrapping.

Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
– Why?
– Because theyโ€™re Santaโ€™s star bucks!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

– He got 12 months.

Why didn’t the tree get a present?

– He was knotty.

My performance in โ€œIโ€™m so sad I canโ€™t make it to your Christmas partyโ€ is already generating Oscar buzz.

You know youโ€™re getting old when Santa starts looking younger

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