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Holiday jokes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ in 2025

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
– I havenโ€™t the foggiest.
– An abdominal snowman.

Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
– Why?
– Because he went down in history.

What should you give your parents at Christmas?

– A list of what you want.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
– An abdominal snowman.

Christmas movies rebooted as Hanukkah movies:

โ€“ Home Shalom
โ€“ A Christmas Carole King
โ€“ Itโ€™s a Wonderful Life When You Call Your Mother

What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?
– Beats me.
– They both have sandy claws.

Why was Santaโ€™s little helper depressed?
– Dunno. Why?
– Because he had low elf esteem!

How do chickens dance at a holiday party?

– Chick to chick.

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas presentโ€ฆ
– theyโ€™re due back at the library tomorrow.

What do snowmen call their offspring?
– Chill-dren!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
– What?
– Chill out.

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

– Because of all the wrapping!

Why did the little boy bring his Christmas tree to the hair salon?

– It need a little trim.

I understand now why Hanukkah happens when it does.
– We could all use a little light right now. And fried stuff.

What do you call Santa Claus with unfolded clothes?
– I donโ€™t know. What?
– Kris Wrinkle.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
– What?
– North Polish.

What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?

– A cookie sheet.

I donโ€™t know whoโ€™s worse, the people who sign their catsโ€™ names on Christmas cards or the cats who refuse to sign.

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