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Holiday jokes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ in 2025

What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
– Beats me. What?
– Santa Claws.

What is a cowโ€™s favorite holiday?

– Moo-years Day.

My mom is angry with me for letting the dogs see their presents before tomorrow morning.
– Apparently, I ruined their Christmas.

What is the Grinchโ€™s favorite holiday?
– I donโ€™t know.
– Grinchmas!

Darth Vader: I know what youโ€™re getting for Christmas.
– Luke: How do you know?
– Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

What do you call a greedy elf?

– Elfish!

Whatโ€™s a parentโ€™s favourite Christmas carol?
– Silent night!

โ€œItโ€™s way too early for Christmas music.โ€
โ€” People in the year 75 B.C.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?
– What?
– โ€œBaaaa humbug!โ€

How does a sheep say โ€œMerry Christmasโ€?
– How?
– โ€œFleece Navidad!โ€

How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?

– Nothing! It was on the house.

For the longest time, I thought my mother, father, and cat all had the same handwriting.
– Then I found out Mom was just signing cards for all of them.

How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
– His sleigh is flown by raindeer!

What do road crews use at the North Pole?
– I donโ€™t know.
– Snow cones!

What does Santa suffer from whenever he gets stuck in a chimney?

– Santa Claustrophobia

People act like the North Pole and the South Pole are exactly the same, but really, thereโ€™s a whole world of difference between them.

What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
– Saint Nickel-less.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
– Iโ€™m stumped.
– Frostbite!

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