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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2025

Why is it dangerous to crack jokes while playing hockey?
– Because the ice might crack up.

What is the similarity between a goldfish and an ice hockey player?
– The only way one can get their attention is by tapping on the glass.

Why was the ice hockey player always going to the convenience store in the middle of the game?
– Because he had a grocery stick.

What were the two NHL players talking about?
– One of them said, “I had a great ice hockey joke, but it slipped my mind.”

In an interview, a famous hockey goalkeeper’s wife was asked what the advantage of dating a goalie is?
– “Because he’s a keeper.”

What was the only thing constant in the Ottawa Senators Stadium during the mid-2000s?
– There was always a ‘Pizza Line’ there.

Do you know who ZZ Top’s favorite hockey players were?
– Travis Zajac, Zach Parise, and Jamie Langenbrunner.

What did the enforcer said to the hockey team?
– Just checking.

Do you know why the magician was selected as a forward in the local hockey team?
– The coach was impressed by his hat-tricks.

What happened when a hockey player bumped into another player on the ice?
– One broke one of his teeth, but it was acci’dental.

Heard about the monkey who won the Stanley Cup?
– They say he is a chimpion.

Why do NHL players never sweat?
– Because they have too many fans.

Heard about the ghostbuster who was signed to the hockey team?
– He is great at blocking ghouls.

Why Cinderella could not be on the field hockey team?
– She had a habit of always running away from the ball.

What did the coach say to the new hockey player?
– I have my ice on you.

Why can’t great hockey players listen to music?
– They’ve broken so many records.

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