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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2025

What would you call the former amateur hockey players who has regrets for not playing the game professionally?
– Wayne Regretzky!

Why was the hockey player sent to the penalty box?
– After numerous icings in a hockey game, he needed time to thaw out.

What’s a hockey player’s favorite Italian pasta?
– Zam’roni.

What happened to the hockey player who demanded money?
– He was given a check.

What position would Luke Skywalker play if he was on the Star Wars hockey team?
– X-Wing.

Do you know the secret behind the fitness of New Jersey Devils hockey players?
– They say it is exorcising.

Heard about the young ice hockey player accidentally got locked in the men’s room?
– He was ice-o-lated.

Did you enjoy the hockey game last night?
– Yes, it was the perfect icing on the cake.

Why can’t a pig play hockey?
– They hog the puck.

What happened to the Zamboni driver?
– The local hockey rink reported he went missing; they hope he resurfaces soon.

What is the perfect gift for someone who plays hockey?
– How about an ice cap?

Why are there so many track marks on the eyes of the hockey rink?
– The maintenance authority we’re slipping up.

Heard about the professional ice hockey player who switched his profession to become an accountant?
– He got an off-ice job.

Why do they say that Canadians are better than Germans at the game of hockey?
– Canadian people have their ‘eh’ game while Germans bring their wurst.

Why dragons are not allowed to play ice hockey?
– They might melt the ice with their firey breaths.

The hockey player climbs a tree with his hockey stick for what reason?
– He wanted to join maple leaf.

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