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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2025

Why does the hockey rink get hot after the game?
– All the fans left.

What is the similarity between Buffalo Sabres and grizzly bears?
– They go into hibernation every fall.

The difference between a fat chick and the Atlanta Trashers?
– Even a fat chick scores every once in a while.

How are hockey players so good at making new friends?
– They know how to break the ice real quick.

What do the New York Rangers and the Titanic have in common?
– They look good until they hit the ice.

What are your views regarding the new playing strategy used by the hockey team at today’s match?
– Well, I must say, it was a really well thawed out plan.

Have you seen the hockey player who visited the bank?
– He said he wanted to give out more checks.

What happened to the hockey player who was demanding money?
– They gave him a check.

Have you heard what they say about hockey players?
– They say they are known for their summer teeth; some are here, some are there.

Why was a surgeon included in the local hockey team?
– The team management was impressed by his bury-hat-trick operations.

Why was the dog who was playing hockey put in the penalty box?
– He got 2 minutes for ruffing.

What do you call a dad and son duo invited over for dinner at the hockey coach’s home?
– It was the Father, the Son, and the goalie host.

How many NHL players can jump higher than a crossbar?
– All of them, because a crossbar can’t jump!

Why can’t carpenters play hockey?
– Because they get nailed to boards.

How are hockey players paid?
– With a check.

Why do field hockey players always carry an extra pair of shoelaces?
– In case they want to tie the score.

Why it is advised not to crack jokes while playing ice hockey?
– The ice might crack up.

If potato chip companies launch air hockey, what would it be?
– It would be just air and less hockey.

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