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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2024

Why do NHL players never sweat?
– Because they have too many fans.

Heard about the ghostbuster who was signed to the hockey team?
– He is great at blocking ghouls.

Why Cinderella could not be on the field hockey team?
– She had a habit of always running away from the ball.

What did the coach say to the new hockey player?
– I have my ice on you.

Why can’t great hockey players listen to music?
– They’ve broken so many records.

Where do retired hockey players prefer working?
– At the bakery, as they are good at icing the cakes.

Do you know the skeleton who drove to see the Hockey game?
– The skeleton had reached the stadium in his Zam-bony.

What if potato chips companies launch air hockey?
– It would just be air and less hockey.

Do you know that hockey players love drinking tea?
– Their most favorite one is penal-tea.

Why had they stopped the zombie hockey game?
– They said someone had a face-off in the corner.

Which hockey players can not be trusted?
– Anyone on the Devils.

In what manner did the blonde fisherman die?
– While ice fishing, he got run over by the Zamboni!

Who was the famous sitcom character who loves hockey?
– It is none other than Stanley from ‘The Off-ice.’

What did the ice hockey player say to his wife on the phone?
– Take care, icy you later.

What did the hockey player said to his fan?
– Icy that you have great taste.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the hockey team?
– Because she is always running away from the ball.

What made the short-tempered coach of the hockey team so frustrated when he opened his email?
– He had so many forwards.

Why was the young hockey player not able to play in the school music band?
– He broke his trombone.

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