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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2025

Why was Cinderella kicked off the hockey team?
– Because she is always running away from the ball.

What made the short-tempered coach of the hockey team so frustrated when he opened his email?
– He had so many forwards.

Why was the young hockey player not able to play in the school music band?
– He broke his trombone.

Have you heard old people saying that they used to watch ice hockey before it was cool?
– Were they basically swimming?

What happened at the party last night?
– A Canadian friend of mine, was at the party where a hockey game that broke out.

Why Cindrella was bad at hockey?
– Because she learned it from a pumpkin.

What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?
– A Zam-bony.

What hockey position did the ghost play in?
– He played as a ghouli.

What is the similarity between a dentist and a field hockey coach?
– They both use drills!

What did the Zamboni say to the hockey player?
– Ice to meet you.

How many NHL players can jump higher than a crossbar?
– All of them, crossbar can’t jump.

What is the reason that the hockey NHL players never sweat during a match?
– Because all the stadiums have lots of fans.

Do you know something funny happened last night?
– We were watching a wrestling match, and a game of hockey broke out!

Why are former hockey players Buzz Schneider, John Harrington, and Mark Pavelich so good in geometry?
– This is because they were ConeHeads!

What is the name of the comedic trio that Detroit Red Wings fans love with all their heart?
– The name is Monty Babcock’s Flying Circus.

Why does the hockey rink get hot after the game?
– All the fans left.

What is the similarity between Buffalo Sabres and grizzly bears?
– They go into hibernation every fall.

The difference between a fat chick and the Atlanta Trashers?
– Even a fat chick scores every once in a while.

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