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Hockey jokes 🏒 in 2025

What did the player say to his coach when he was teaching him a new playing strategy?
– Oh, icy!

The young hockey player could not play on the school music band for what reason?
– Because he broke his trombone.

Were you watching the hockey match last night?
– It was like the perfect icing on the cake.

What would a field hockey striker say on Halloween?
– Hat Trick or Treat!

What is the similarity between music and ice hockey game?
– If a person doesn’t C sharp, the person will B flat.

What made the horse go to the hockey trial?
– The horse misheard it and thought it to be a jockey trial.

What happened on the charter flight?
– All the hockey players were seated according to the position they play; one of them almost froze to death on the left-wing.

Why are stand up comedians so good at playing forward?
– They are always prepared with their hockey shtick.

What did the captain of the ship say to the hockey player who was using the rowboat?
– Bobby Orr.

My friends and I visited Canada for the first time. We got into a fight, and a hockey game broke out.

What is the similarity between a game of hockey and an airboat?
– Loud fans.

Why could the shoe shop owner not find the right sized shoe for a hockey player?
– It was a square foot.

What happened to the new ice hockey player, whose performance was not up to the mark?
– He got cold feet.

Who was the famous sitcom character that loved hockey?
– Stanley from “The Off-ice”

Why do people say that carpenters can not play hockey?
– They always get nailed to the boards.

Why did the hockey player climb on the tree with his hockey stick?
– He wanted to join the maple leafs.

What happened when the ice hockey referee made a wrong decision?
– The team wanted just-ice.

Who are the comedic trio that Detroit Red Wings fans love with all their hearts?
– The Monty Babcock’s Flying Circus.

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