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History jokes 📜 in 2025

When the History teachers wanted to help out students who were failing the subject privately,
– they put up a poster on the school bulletin boards that said, “Need Tudoring?”

The Cyclops Episode in Homer’s Odyssey

Which famous Roman suffered from hayfever?
– Julius Sneezer!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want at the Boston Tea Party?
– Liberty!

The type of lighting that Noah had used in his ark was Floodlights.

While teaching about the Mongol Empire in History class,
– our teacher told us, “If anyone Khan, Genghis Khan.”

Where do young Vikings hang out?
– In the Norsery!

What is the fruitiest subject at school?
– History, because it is full of dates!

A salad that requires to be eaten with 23 knives is called a Caesar salad.

“I see their knavery: This is to make an ass of me”

Why did the mummy go for a relaxing spa and massage?
– He was all wound up!

Who invented fractions?
– Henry the 1/8th!

When Lincoln had asked Republican Senator John if he would aid him in capturing Atlanta,
– he replied, “Sher-man!”

I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.

When Napoleon died in the explosion,
– he was blown-apart-e.

“If you’re going through Hell, keep going.”

A Roman walks into a cafe makes an ‘X’ with his fingers, and says, “Ten teas, please!”

Where was the declaration of independence signed?
– At the bottom!

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