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History jokes 📜 in 2025

The yearbook superlative that Robert Lee had given in his graduation was “Most likely to secede.”

“Peccavi.”

Where would you find Hadrian’s Wall?
– At the bottom of his garden!

When did George Washington die?
– Just before they buried him.

The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.

Vegetarians in the sixth century were called peasants.

Q: What’s purple and 5000 miles long?
– A: The grape wall of China.

Who built King Arthur’s round table?
– Sir Cumference!

When the Frenchman asked for a book on warfare on Battle of Waterloo from his librarian,
– she said, “You’re just going to lose it.”

A snake’s favorite subject to study in school is Hisssstory.

When I gave the wrong answer about Austrian composers in class,
– my teacher said, “Are you Schubert that?”

What do you call a musician who just saw Medusa?
– A rockstar!

What is fruity and burns?
– The grape fire of London!

One of the historical figures to play music with has got to be the talented Mr. Ben-jam-in Franklin.

After the Palace of Versailles was completed,
– Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.

“Immanuel doesn’t pun, he Kant.”

Who refereed a tennis match between Nero and Caesar?
– A Roman Umpire!

Who succeeded the first President of the United States?
– The second one.

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