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History jokes 📜 in 2024

When the History teachers wanted to help out students who were failing the subject privately,
– they put up a poster on the school bulletin boards that said, “Need Tudoring?”

The Cyclops Episode in Homer’s Odyssey

Where do young Vikings hang out?
– In the Norsery!

What is the fruitiest subject at school?
– History, because it is full of dates!

A salad that requires to be eaten with 23 knives is called a Caesar salad.

While teaching about the Mongol Empire in History class,
– our teacher told us, “If anyone Khan, Genghis Khan.”

Why did the mummy go for a relaxing spa and massage?
– He was all wound up!

Who invented fractions?
– Henry the 1/8th!

When Lincoln had asked Republican Senator John if he would aid him in capturing Atlanta,
– he replied, “Sher-man!”

I General Lee do not find punny history jokes about the Civil War funny.

“I see their knavery: This is to make an ass of me”

A Roman walks into a cafe makes an ‘X’ with his fingers, and says, “Ten teas, please!”

Where was the declaration of independence signed?
– At the bottom!

The sweetest and fruitiest historical wonder of the world is the Grape Wall of China.

When Napoleon died in the explosion,
– he was blown-apart-e.

“If you’re going through Hell, keep going.”

Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
– A: Because there were so many knights!

Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
– Because there were so many knights!

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