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History jokes 📜 in 2025

Franz Joseph constantly sour about everything because he was always Haydn.

When the teacher got frustrated because the students weren’t paying attention to the class about Isaac Newton,
– he exclaimed, “Don’t you understand the gravity of this situation?”

What’s a mummy’s favourite type of music?
– Wrap!

Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
– He had no heir!

If someone else would have invented the airplane,
– it wouldn’t have been Wright.

Karl Marx dislikes EarlGrey Tea because proper-tea is theft.

“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.”

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
– With a pair of Caesars!

What was the most popular dance move in the colonies in 1776?
– Indepen-dance!

When Julius Caeser had met Cleopatra, he told her,
– “Toga-ether, we can rule the world.”

Napoleon conquered too much lang
– because he had too little Toulouse.

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
– A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

What do William the Conquerer and Kermit the Frog have in common?
– They both have the same middle name!

What do history teachers talk about at parties?
– The good old days!

Nobody knows about Napoleon’s brother because they were born-apart-e

When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein’s origin and history,
– he said, “I am relatively aware of it.”

Why was the Pharaoh boastful?
– Because he sphinx he’s the best!

King Arthur’s Round Table was built by Sir Cumference.

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