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History jokes 📜 in 2025

Which English royal family was the smartest?
– The Tudors!

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
– A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

What do William the Conquerer and Kermit the Frog have in common?
– They both have the same middle name!

What do history teachers talk about at parties?
– The good old days!

Nobody knows about Napoleon’s brother because they were born-apart-e

When I asked my History teacher if he knew about Einstein’s origin and history,
– he said, “I am relatively aware of it.”

Why was the Pharaoh boastful?
– Because he sphinx he’s the best!

King Arthur’s Round Table was built by Sir Cumference.

When the proposal of building a parking lot was given to Richard III,
– he told said, “Over my dead body.”

“But swear by thyself that at my death thy Son / Shall shine as he shines now, and heretofore;/ And,
– having done that, thou hast done; / I fear no more.”

Why didn’t the Romans have algebra?
– Because X always equalled 10!

Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
– It cracked me up.

The loveliest subject in schools History
– because it has so many dates.

Alexander did not like eating chicken legs
– because he hated defeat.

Q: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
– A: By norse code!

What was written on a knight’s headstone?
– Rust in peace!

The early ages in history are called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

The only kind of Rock music that the Pilgrims were fond of was Plymouth Rock.

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