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Hillbilly jokes in 2025

Why do rednecks join the army?
– They get free food guns and ammo.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?
– Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

How do you castrate a hillbilly?
– You kick his sister in the jaw

I went to a hypnotherapist who said that, while I was under hypnosis, she discovered I was a hillbilly in a past life.
– Apparently it’s called “reintarnation”.

How do you casterate a Redneck?
– Kick his sister in the mouth

Why do hillbillys like to use dull knives?
– theyre not very sharp

I’m not trying to sound political and all but
– Hillbilly is short for Hilliam William

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
– A full set of teeth…

Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
“Daddy who’s your favorite daughter?”
The father looks at both of them, “Your mother.”

Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve
– They don’t have dental records and all their DNA is the same.

Why do rednecks join the army?
– They get free food guns and ammo.

How do you know when you’re staying in a hillbilly hotel?
– When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,”
and the clerk replies, “okay, Go ahead.”

A hillbilly walks into a Brooklyn bar…
…with a frog on his shoulder. As he steps up to the bar the bartender asks him, Hey where did you get that? The frog answers East Kentucky, they’re all over the place down there.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?
– A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement?
– Get more cement.

Two hillbillies got married.
– On their wedding night, the hillbilly groom admitted that he was a virgin and didn’t really know what to do.

The hillbilly bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, “Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee.” So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink

I died and came back as a hillbilly.
That’s called reintarnation.

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn’t Hillary and Bill’s be…
– Hillbilly?

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