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Hillbilly jokes in 2025

What do you call a hillbilly baker?
– A breadneck.

What do you get when you cross a hillbilly and a murder suspect?
– A person of incest.

What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck?
– White Power!

Redneck Geometry
Dale was the first of his hillbilly family to make it past the second grade.

One day, Dale’s pa asked, “What did y’all learn today in that geometry class?”

Dale replied, “Pi r squared”.

“Dadgummit!”, yelled Dale’s pa, “I knew that there fancy school tweren’t no good! Pie are ROUND! CAKE are square!”

What’s the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?
– A redneck will kill you but a hillbilly will keep you

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
– A virgin.

Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve
– Because they all share the same DNA

Where does a redneck live?
– “Inbread”

What’s it called when a hillbilly gets resurrected?
– Reintarnation

Coming Back as a Hillbilly
Q. What do you call it when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
A. Reintarnation

How does an redneck get a girlfriend?
– By responding to a message on the wall of a mens room at a truck stop!

The difference between a prince and a hillbilly is…
…one sleeps with a canopy over his bed, while the other sleeps with a can o’ pee under his bed.

John gave his hillbilly cousin Billy a phonecard. “You can make calls with this .” John then went to get a drink.
– In the corner of his eye, he noticed Billy whispering frantically into the card: “Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?”

A hillbilly invites his new neighbor to a party…
he says “there’ll be a whole lotta drinkin’, dancin’, and screwin’…”

His neighbor asks if he can bring anything.

Hillbilly says, “you can bring anything you want, just goin’ be me and you…”

*credit to “Mad Men”*

What’s the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?
– a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?
– They both give their relatives rim jobs.

What’s the best part about getting married when you’re a hillbilly?
– You only have to send invitations to one family.

Why do rednecks join the army?
– They get free food guns and ammo.

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