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Hillbilly jokes in 2025

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
– Give his sister an uppercut.

What do rednecks call ductape?
– Chrome.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?
– They both like to throw a hoedown.

What did the deity say when it came back as a hill-billy?
– “What incarnation?!?”

How do you castrate a hillbilly?
– You kick his sister in the jaw

What are the only two seasons a Redneck can name?
– Football and Construction

A hillbilly walks up to his sister and says “have sex with me.”
– She replies “if you incest.”

What’s long and hard on a hillbilly?
– second grade.

What does a hillbilly say when they recognize a place by scent?
– I nose this place

How do rednecks spend the first week of the school year?
– Studying the Miranda Rights

What does a hillbilly say when they recognize a place by scent?
– I nose this place

Why are hillbilly men not circumcised?
– Because they need somewhere to carry their chew.

What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
– Lets just be cousins.

I just thought up an original joke today, hopefully you all like it…Why is wheat a hillbilly grain?
– because its inbread

What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
– Reintarnation

What do you call a hillbilly after he is all grown up?
– A mountain goat of course!

How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?
– Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

What’s the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?
– Get off me Daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes.

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