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Hillbilly jokes in 2024

Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
“Daddy who’s your favorite daughter?”
The father looks at both of them, “Your mother.”

Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve
– They don’t have dental records and all their DNA is the same.

Why do rednecks join the army?
– They get free food guns and ammo.

How do you know when you’re staying in a hillbilly hotel?
– When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,”
and the clerk replies, “okay, Go ahead.”

A hillbilly walks into a Brooklyn bar…
…with a frog on his shoulder. As he steps up to the bar the bartender asks him, Hey where did you get that? The frog answers East Kentucky, they’re all over the place down there.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?
– A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement?
– Get more cement.

Two hillbillies got married.
– On their wedding night, the hillbilly groom admitted that he was a virgin and didn’t really know what to do.

The hillbilly bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, “Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee.” So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink

I died and came back as a hillbilly.
That’s called reintarnation.

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn’t Hillary and Bill’s be…
– Hillbilly?

How do hillbilly gourds reproduce?
– They pump kin.

Why are redneck murder cases so hard to solve?
– Because all the DNA matches and there is no dental records.

Why did the hillbilly sue her estranged brother?
– He wasn’t paying child support.

What do hillbillys do during halloween ?
– They Pumpkin

Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn’t Hillary and Bill’s be…
Hillbilly?

Whats forty feet long and has only 14 teeth?
– The front row at a Garth Brooks Concert.

A hillbilly tells his parents he won’t marry his fiance because she is a virgin.
– “If she isn’t good enough for her own family, then she isn’t good enough for ours!”

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
– (Hillbilly) Well I gots no i-dear-ah

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