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Hillbilly jokes in 2025

Why are hillbilly men not circumcised?
– Because they need somewhere to carry their chew.

What do two rednecks say after breaking up?
– Lets just be cousins.

I just thought up an original joke today, hopefully you all like it…Why is wheat a hillbilly grain?
– because its inbread

What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
– Reintarnation

What do you call a hillbilly after he is all grown up?
– A mountain goat of course!

How many rednecks does it take eat a ‘possum?
– Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

What’s the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?
– Get off me Daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes.

What is it called when a hillbilly is reborn?
– Reintarnation

What is the difference between a Hillbilly and a Pinhead?
– Pinheads do not get round ‘tuit’s and Hillbillys poke their eye out with them.

How do you get a redneck to suck your dick?
– Put mayonnaise on it.

A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win?
– Society.

Why do hillbilly siblings give each other kisses?
– Because they’re a little hickey.

What’s the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies?
– Hey y’all.. Watch this!

Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?
– It was in bread…..

What do you call a hillbilly baker?
– A breadneck.

What do you get when you cross a hillbilly and a murder suspect?
– A person of incest.

What do you call 4 rednecks pushing a pickup truck?
– White Power!

Redneck Geometry
Dale was the first of his hillbilly family to make it past the second grade.

One day, Dale’s pa asked, “What did y’all learn today in that geometry class?”

Dale replied, “Pi r squared”.

“Dadgummit!”, yelled Dale’s pa, “I knew that there fancy school tweren’t no good! Pie are ROUND! CAKE are square!”

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