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Hillbilly jokes in 2025

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
– Ask a redneck!

Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
“Daddy who’s your favorite daughter?”
The father looks at both of them, “Your mother.”

What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
– The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

[OFFENSIVE] How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw…

(Heard this one the other day from a friend, and thought I might share it here. :P)

What does a hillbilly girl say during sex?
– Get off me daddy, you’re crushing my cigarettes

A plane from J.F.K. is coming in to land at a rural airport in Arkansas at midnight.
Mouthy pilot turns to his co-pilot, winks & says “watch this”……
“Pilot to control tower……hey there Hillbilly, guess who!!”
Control tower switches off the airport lights…..
“Control tower to pilot……. Hey there Yankee, guess *where!!*”

How do you casterate a Redneck?
– Kick his sister in the mouth

Why do hillbillys like to use dull knives?
– theyre not very sharp

I’m not trying to sound political and all but
– Hillbilly is short for Hilliam William

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
– A full set of teeth…

Two hillbilly sisters are fighting about who is better
They ask their dad.
“Daddy who’s your favorite daughter?”
The father looks at both of them, “Your mother.”

Hillbilly murders are the hardest to solve
– They don’t have dental records and all their DNA is the same.

Why do rednecks join the army?
– They get free food guns and ammo.

How do you know when you’re staying in a hillbilly hotel?
– When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,”
and the clerk replies, “okay, Go ahead.”

A hillbilly walks into a Brooklyn bar…
…with a frog on his shoulder. As he steps up to the bar the bartender asks him, Hey where did you get that? The frog answers East Kentucky, they’re all over the place down there.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?
– A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What should you do if you find three rednecks buried up to their neck in cement?
– Get more cement.

Two hillbillies got married.
– On their wedding night, the hillbilly groom admitted that he was a virgin and didn’t really know what to do.

The hillbilly bride, who was much experienced, just giggled and said, “Silly, you just take that thing you play with and put it where I pee.” So he got up, grabbed his banjo and threw it in the sink

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