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Heart jokes ❤️ in 2025

What do you call two birds in love?
– Tweethearts.

What is the heart’s favorite shade of red?
– It’s beat-red.

Why did the shy doctor call his wife a thoracic cavity?
– Because she kept his heart.

I have done some research, and discovered what food you are most likely to die of a heart attack.
– “Caesar Salad.”

[OC.]

So this woman had some heart troubles….
– She went to see her doctor who prescribed testosterone.

About a month later she returns for a checkup. Doctor asks her how she’s been. She says: “Fine, but I have some unexpected hairgrowth in unusual places.”
Doc says: “really? Like where?”

She says: “at my balls”…

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a heart shaped box of candy?
– It was Valenswine’s Day.

What was the Irish dancer called after he died?
– Michael Flatline.

Why did Karen gift her boyfriend a lettuce plant?
– Because it’s all heart.

To kill a French vampire you need to drive a baguette through their heart.
– It may sound easy, but the process is painstaking.

What do you call the smallest mother?
– The minimum

(Not OPs, but chuckled, heart = warm)

How did the cardiac surgeon show his girlfriend where his heart lay?
– With a scalpel and bone saw.

When is the worst time to have a heart attack???
– When you’re playing charades nobody gonna help you

I’m looking for someone with a good heart, not someone with good looks.
– Please I really need that heart transplant

Why did the Valentine get arrested?
– For stealing someone’s heart.

What happened when the patient refused to get a heart transplant?
– He had a change of heart.

Why was the student cardiologist crying when after he went through a dissection class?
– Because it was heart-breaking.

To raise heart health awareness, Cardi B changes her name…
– To Cardi O

A religious man was thinking about how good his wife was to him, so he prayed to god to give thanks.
– To the man’s astonishment, the booming voice of god spoke to him.

**Man:** God, I’m so grateful that you gave me my wife. If I may ask, my Lord, why did you make her so beautiful?

**God:** I made her so beautiful so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** And why did you make her so kind-hearted?

**God:** I made as such so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** And God, did you make her such an amazing cook?

**God:** I blessed her with the talent of cooking so that you could love her, my son.

**Man:** Thank you, Lord, but forgive me but I must ask one more question. Why, God, did you make her so dumb?

**God:** I made her dumb, my son, so that she could Love you.

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