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Harry Potter Jokes 👓 in 2025

Harry, your godfather is dead.”
-“Are you serious?!?”
“Yep. Dead Sirius.”
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Why couldn’t Harry find Hermione?
-Hall’n Oates.

Why can’t Harry Potter tell apart his potions pot and his best mate?
-Because they’re both cauldron.

Are you a Dementor?
-You just took my breath away.

What’s the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
-A ginger with friends.

What do you call a postal carrier that can speak to packages?
-A parcel tongue.

On a scale of one to 10, how obsessed with the Harry Potter Series am I?
-Nine and three quarters.

What is Aragog’s favorite day of the week?
-Flyday!

What do you call a Potterhead on a horse?
-Harry Trotter.

Ron: Hi I’m Ron Weasley
-Harry: Your sister will bear my children.

Ron lives a long, happy life and then dies. What does he reincarnate as?
-A neuron.

How many muggles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-One. It is the only thing they are good for.

Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road?
– So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road?
– The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
-Because he has followers, not friends.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
– Because it was making him Moody.

What is bigfoot’s favorite book?
-Hairy Potter.

You don’t get my Harry Potter jokes?
-here must be something RON with you.

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