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Harry Potter Jokes 👓 in 2025

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
-So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
-Nobody nose.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
-Weasley twins are 50 percent off.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
-They were following Draco.

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
-No reason. But we’re sure someone will still write fan-fiction about it.

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-All of them.

How does Harry’s monthly grocery basket take next to no time when ordering online?
-Prior-In-Cart-Item.

In a snowstorm, Hagrid takes the cremated remains of Harry Potter and throws them out.
-You’re a blizzard Harry!

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym?
-A Dumbbell door.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
-A Volt-demort.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
-Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
-Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?

Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road?
– So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road?
– The Dark Lord ordered it.

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