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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

What does a handyman do on his vacation? He screws around!

Why was the handyman always busy? Because his schedule was full of “fix-tures”!

Why did the handyman go to the gym? To work on his “drill” skills!

What’s a handyman’s favorite flower? A screw-daisy!

Why did the handyman break up with his girlfriend? She had too many screws loose!

Why don’t handymen make good comedians? Their jokes always “screw” up!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of car? One that needs a little work!

Why was the handyman at the casino? He heard there was a lot of “chipping” involved!

How does a handyman listen to music? On his hammer radio!

What’s a handyman’s favorite dance? The twist!

Why was the handyman at the farm? He heard there were some tools to “harvest”!

How does a handyman cut the sea in half? With a seasaw!

How does a handyman celebrate Halloween? By carving the spookiest pumpkins!

Why was the handyman good at surfing? He always knew when to “nail” the waves!

Why don’t handymen use paperclips? They prefer to staple!

Why don’t handymen need GPS? They always know the “drill”!

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