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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

What does a handyman do in a library? He checks out the “manuals”!

How does a handyman watch a movie? With a box of popcorn and a multi-tool at his side!

Why did the handyman keep talking to his hammer? He just couldnโ€™t resist some nail-biting conversation!

What’s a handyman’s favorite animal? A monkey wrench!

What’s a handyman’s favorite movie? “Drillbit Taylor.”

Why did the handyman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the handyman carry a pencil behind his ear? Because it was the “write” tool for the job!

Why did the handyman go to the disco? He wanted to shake his “toolbox”!

Why did the handyman go to the beach? He heard there was some “sanding” to be done!

What does a handyman do on his vacation? He screws around!

Why was the handyman always busy? Because his schedule was full of “fix-tures”!

Why did the handyman go to the gym? To work on his “drill” skills!

What’s a handyman’s favorite flower? A screw-daisy!

Why did the handyman break up with his girlfriend? She had too many screws loose!

Why don’t handymen make good comedians? Their jokes always “screw” up!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of car? One that needs a little work!

Why was the handyman at the casino? He heard there was a lot of “chipping” involved!

How does a handyman listen to music? On his hammer radio!

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