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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

What’s a handyman’s favorite animal? A monkey wrench!

What’s a handyman’s favorite movie? “Drillbit Taylor.”

Why did the handyman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why did the handyman carry a pencil behind his ear? Because it was the “write” tool for the job!

Why did the handyman go to the disco? He wanted to shake his “toolbox”!

Why did the handyman go to the beach? He heard there was some “sanding” to be done!

What does a handyman do on his vacation? He screws around!

Why was the handyman always busy? Because his schedule was full of “fix-tures”!

Why did the handyman go to the gym? To work on his “drill” skills!

What’s a handyman’s favorite flower? A screw-daisy!

Why did the handyman break up with his girlfriend? She had too many screws loose!

Why don’t handymen make good comedians? Their jokes always “screw” up!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of car? One that needs a little work!

Why was the handyman at the casino? He heard there was a lot of “chipping” involved!

How does a handyman listen to music? On his hammer radio!

What’s a handyman’s favorite dance? The twist!

Why was the handyman at the farm? He heard there were some tools to “harvest”!

How does a handyman cut the sea in half? With a seasaw!

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