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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

How does a handyman cut the sea in half? With a seasaw!

How does a handyman celebrate Halloween? By carving the spookiest pumpkins!

Why was the handyman good at surfing? He always knew when to “nail” the waves!

Why don’t handymen use paperclips? They prefer to staple!

Why don’t handymen need GPS? They always know the “drill”!

Why did the handyman go to the bakery? He wanted to “knead” some dough!

How does a handyman keep his pants up? With a tool belt!

Why do handymen make good detectives? Because they always nail it!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of pizza? One with lots of “cheese-screws”!

How does a handyman say goodnight? “I’m off to dream about new projects!”

How does a handyman paint a wall? One brushstroke at a time!

How does a handyman catch a fish? With a fishing “line”!

Why do handymen always carry a pencil? In case they come across a “sketchy” situation!

What does a handyman call a lazy Sunday? A day off duty!

What do you call a handyman who likes to dance? A twist drill!

Why was the handyman bad at playing golf? He kept hitting the “nail” instead of the ball!

What’s a handyman’s favorite joke? This one!

What’s a handyman’s favorite time of the day? Hammer time!

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