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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

How does a handyman paint a wall? One brushstroke at a time!

How does a handyman catch a fish? With a fishing “line”!

Why do handymen always carry a pencil? In case they come across a “sketchy” situation!

What does a handyman call a lazy Sunday? A day off duty!

What do you call a handyman who likes to dance? A twist drill!

Why was the handyman bad at playing golf? He kept hitting the “nail” instead of the ball!

What’s a handyman’s favorite joke? This one!

What’s a handyman’s favorite time of the day? Hammer time!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of clothing? Work pants with lots of pockets!

What’s a handyman’s favorite vegetable? Screw-cumbers!

Why did the handyman sleep with his tools? He didn’t want them to feel “unbolted”!

Why did the handyman go to school? He had a few “fixtures” to work out.

What’s a handyman’s favorite drink? Screwdriver!

Why did the handyman go to the art museum? To check out the fine “fixtures”!

Why was the handyman good at basketball? He could always “nail” the shots!

Why don’t handymen get lost? Because they always follow their “gut-ter” instinct!

What’s a handyman’s favorite dessert? Screwball ice cream!

What’s a handyman’s favorite snack? Nuts and bolts!

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