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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

Why did the handyman go to the bakery? He wanted to “knead” some dough!

How does a handyman keep his pants up? With a tool belt!

Why do handymen make good detectives? Because they always nail it!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of pizza? One with lots of “cheese-screws”!

How does a handyman say goodnight? “I’m off to dream about new projects!”

How does a handyman paint a wall? One brushstroke at a time!

How does a handyman catch a fish? With a fishing “line”!

Why do handymen always carry a pencil? In case they come across a “sketchy” situation!

What does a handyman call a lazy Sunday? A day off duty!

What do you call a handyman who likes to dance? A twist drill!

Why was the handyman bad at playing golf? He kept hitting the “nail” instead of the ball!

What’s a handyman’s favorite joke? This one!

What’s a handyman’s favorite time of the day? Hammer time!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of clothing? Work pants with lots of pockets!

What’s a handyman’s favorite vegetable? Screw-cumbers!

Why did the handyman sleep with his tools? He didn’t want them to feel “unbolted”!

Why did the handyman go to school? He had a few “fixtures” to work out.

What’s a handyman’s favorite drink? Screwdriver!

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