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Handyman jokes ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง in 2025

Why do handymen make good musicians? They always strike the right chord!

Why did the handyman become a chef? Because he was a whizz with a can opener!

Why do handymen make good doctors? They know their way around tools!

How does a handyman approach a new project? One “screw” at a time!

How does a handyman host a party? He hammers out the details!

What’s a handyman’s favorite type of sandwich? A ham-mer and cheese!

How does a handyman like his coffee? Screwed and brewed!

Why don’t handymen like fast food? It’s not properly “constructed”!

Why did the handyman become a gardener? He wanted to “root” for a change!

Why was the handyman always calm? He knew how to “level” his emotions!

Why was the handyman a good baseball player? He knew the drill!

Why do handymen always carry a watch? To make sure they finish their jobs “on time”!

Why don’t handymen play hide and seek? Because they always get spotted behind the workbench!

How does a handyman comfort his friends? “Don’t worry, I can fix this!”

What’s a handyman’s favorite song? “I just called to fix your sink.”

What does a handyman do in a library? He checks out the “manuals”!

How does a handyman watch a movie? With a box of popcorn and a multi-tool at his side!

Why did the handyman keep talking to his hammer? He just couldnโ€™t resist some nail-biting conversation!

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