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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2025

Why did the hand go to the doctor? It had a touch of arthritis.

Why was the hand always so popular? Because it had a good grip on the situation.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the park? It was afraid of getting lost in the palm trees.

Why did the hand go to the bank? To get a hand loan.

What do you call a hand that’s always doing math? A calculating hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always waving? A friendly hand.

Why was the hand always sleepy? Because it stayed up all night counting sheep.

Why did the hand go to school? To get a degree in handyman studies.

What did the hand say to the deck of cards? “I’ll deal with you later.”

What did the hand say to the microphone? “Check, one, two.”

What did the hand say to the arm? “I’m hand in glove with you.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a feeling it was going to be a handful.

Why did the hand refuse to play the piano? It was too keyed up.

What do you call a hand that’s always making puns? A witty hand.

What do you call a hand that can play guitar? A digital musician.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a lot on its hands.

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