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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2025

Why was the hand always sleepy? Because it stayed up all night counting sheep.

Why did the hand go to school? To get a degree in handyman studies.

What did the hand say to the deck of cards? “I’ll deal with you later.”

What did the hand say to the microphone? “Check, one, two.”

What did the hand say to the arm? “I’m hand in glove with you.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a feeling it was going to be a handful.

Why did the hand refuse to play the piano? It was too keyed up.

What do you call a hand that’s always making puns? A witty hand.

What do you call a hand that can play guitar? A digital musician.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a lot on its hands.

Why did the hand refuse to lift weights? It was afraid of being too heavy-handed.

What did the hand say to the spider? “You have a lot of hands.”

What did the hand say to the face when it got a high-five? “That’s a slap in the face.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the beach? It was afraid of getting sand in its fingernails.

Why did the hand refuse to take a shower? It was afraid of losing its grip.

What do you call a hand that’s always tapping? A rhythmic hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always cold? A chilly finger.

Why was the hand always optimistic? Because it saw the palm half-full.

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