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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2025

What did the hand say to the foot? “I hand it to you, you’re one step ahead.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the gym? It was afraid of getting too muscular.

Why was the hand always happy? Because it had a lot of fingers to count its blessings.

What do you call a hand that’s always sewing? A stitching hand.

Why did the hand refuse to go on a date? It was afraid of getting the cold shoulder.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the concert? It didn’t want to face the music.

Why was the hand always in a hurry? It had a lot on its fingers.

What did the hand say to the cat? “You’re purr-fectly paw-some.”

Why was the hand afraid of the eye? Because it had the palm-reading ability.

Why did the hand refuse to play basketball? It was afraid of getting finger-rolled.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the club? It was afraid of getting caught up in the finger-snapping.

What do you call a hand that can draw? An artist’s hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always writing? A scribbling hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always on time? A punctual palm.

Why was the hand always curious? Because it liked to get a feel for things.

What did the left hand say to the right hand? “High five!”

What did the hand say to the pencil? “You lead, I’ll follow.”

What did the hand say to the keyboard? “I’m ready to type away.”

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