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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2025

What do you call a hand that’s always tapping? A rhythmic hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always cold? A chilly finger.

Why was the hand always optimistic? Because it saw the palm half-full.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had nothing to wear, except its hand-me-downs.

What did the hand say to the fork? “Let’s eat.”

What did the five fingers say to the face? “Slap!”

Why was the hand always nervous? Because it had the jitters.

Why did the hand refuse to dance? It had two left thumbs.

What do you call a hand that’s always playing video games? A gaming hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always hungry? A finger-lickin’ good hand.

Why was the hand always confident? Because it had a firm grip on life.

Why was the hand always the life of the party? Because it knew how to get a grip on things.

What did the hand say to the camera? “Say cheese!”

What did the hand say to the foot? “I hand it to you, you’re one step ahead.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the gym? It was afraid of getting too muscular.

Why was the hand always happy? Because it had a lot of fingers to count its blessings.

What do you call a hand that’s always sewing? A stitching hand.

Why did the hand refuse to go on a date? It was afraid of getting the cold shoulder.

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